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Nativ 26
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[29 Aug 2005|06:46pm] |
Tell me if you are in any classes with me...
ZERO - ALGEBRA 2 - C225
FIRST - WRITERS SEMINAR - S7
SECOND - H ENGLISH LITERATURE - B217
THIRD - AP GOVERNMENT - B116
FOURTH - CAMERATA - D104
END.
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[23 Mar 2005|09:01pm] |
WTF?
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[19 Mar 2005|01:59pm] |
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I GOT IN TO MADOR!
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[08 Mar 2005|04:53pm] |
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I'm surrounded by identity crisis everywhere I turn....
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[03 Mar 2005|07:21pm] |
Crap in my pants
....that's exactly what it is....
If you think this is funny it isn't! I promise
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[27 Feb 2005|01:51am] |
I really enjoyed Aviator
"Hughes became addicted to codeine and other painkillers, was extremely frail, wore Kleenex boxes as shoes, and stored his urine in jars (it's been reported Hughes did this only once, as "protection" when a toilet flooded). He insisted on using paper towels to cover any object before he touched it, in order to insulate himself from germs."
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[07 Feb 2005|03:49pm] |
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[30 Jan 2005|02:59pm] |
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Too many girls think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. I'm just a f---ed-up guy who's looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.
P.S. - Franklin Peirce is the 14th president of the United States of America.
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[27 Jan 2005|09:06pm] |
!!!!!NACHOS!!!!!
8 ounces homemade white corn tortilla chips, fried or baked, recipes follow
1 1/2 cups refried beans, warmed, recipe follows
2 poblano chiles, roasted, peeled, seeded, and diced
2 to 4 canned, pickled jalapeno chiles, stemmed and thinly sliced crosswise
1 cup finely shredded Monterey Jack cheese (about 4 ounce)
1/2 cup sour cream
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
Spread half the chips out in a large shallow casserole dish or on an ovenproof platter. Top with half the beans, in small spoonfuls, and scatter with half the chiles. Repeat with the remaining chips, beans, and chiles. Sprinkle the top of the nachos with the cheese. Bake until heated through and the cheese melts, about 3 to 5 minutes. Top the nachos with dollops of the sour cream and serve.
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[21 Jan 2005|08:20pm] |
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Today was not good!
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[18 Jan 2005|09:39pm] |
"Dragostea Din Tei"
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-ha
Ma-ia-ha-ha
[x4]
Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
[Chorus]
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
[x2]
Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
[Chorus x2]
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-ha
Ma-ia-haa
[x4]
[Chorus x2]
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Points to Ponder
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
7. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
8. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
9. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
11. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
12. Stop singing and read on..........
13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
14. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
15. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
16. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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[24 Nov 2004|06:24pm] |
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If you've ever encountered a sorceress or a wizard peering into a "scrying bowl" as part of a movie or a book, you've witnessed a (fictionalized) version of "hydromancy." The word has been used since at least the 14th century to describe the use of water in divination — examples include predicting the future by the motion of the tides or contacting spirits using still water. "Hydromancy" is believed to derive ultimately from the Greek words for "water" ("hydōr") and "divination" ("manteia"); it came to English via the Latin "hydromantia." The ancient Greeks who relied on hydromancy also gave us the names for related forms of divination, such as "necromancy" (using the dead), "pyromancy" (with fire), and even "rhabdomancy," a fancy and now rare word for "divination with wands or rods."
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[16 Nov 2004|05:21pm] |
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In 1534, Henry VIII of England declared himself the head of the Church of England, separating it from the Roman Catholic Church, and the resultant furor led to increased attention focused on people's religious observances. A "recusant" was someone who (from about 1570-1791) refused to attend services of the Church of England, and therefore violated the laws of mandatory church attendance. The word derives from the Latin verb "recusare," meaning "reject" or "oppose." The adjective "recusant" has been in use since the early 17th century. Originally, it meant "refusing to attend the services of the Church of England," but by the century's end, both the adjective and the noun were also being used generally to suggest resistance to authority of any form.
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The one and only Craig Belinfante: "You know Andrew, girls are better in some ways than boys because they cook and clean for us, but the men do all the work and bring home the money."
Stepmom: (chuckles in background) "You will never have a girlfriend!"
Andrew: (Laughs) "Um...Craig, this is 2004."
For those of you who don't know my ten year old brother...YOU SHOULD!! For those of you who do...it's even funnier!
Oh how I love Craigory! What an individual, although I appreciate that he is the most honest person anyone will ever meet!
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[15 Sep 2004|05:09pm] |
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As Rosh Hashanah approaches I just wanted to wish everyone a Shanah Tovah Umetukah!!
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[02 Sep 2004|09:07pm] |
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